I'm 400 today

By the cruel sarcasm of fate and the general messiness of my habitat, the four-hundredth game to be chalked up in my obsessive-compulsive game 0wnage list is the thoroughly mediocre FMV mystery The Elk Moon Murder — ah, the shame. At least I can take comfort in that the 401st was Civ 3.

In other news, I received Chronicles of Riddick just after being assured by Steven Poole that it was a breakthrough in videogame body-awareness. Bloated expectations ahoy.